View from the Four Seasons hotel over the Worli skyline in Mumbai. Our offices are beside the circular building on the left-hand side of the photo.
Back in Mumbai for a three days of meetings. Managed to avoid the worst of the monsoon rains, and even managed to get a room with a view of the water this time instead of the slums.
My trip nicely summed up a lot of Indian culture. Coming out of the airport, I was greeted by a cacophony of horns and the ubiquitous trucks and rickshaws with ‘Horn OK Please’ painted in bright colours across the back.
I ate dinner at the hotel restaurant the first night, a hugely-expensive Asian-fusion place. It wouldn’t be my first choice of restaurant, but it’s convenient when you’re jetlagged and don’t want to venture out. I figured I’d order something straight-forward and quick – two orders of sushi rolls.
I counted 14 chefs and at least a dozen waiters for the ten customers in the restaurant. Yet still it takes more than 30 minutes for an order of tuna rolls and an order of salmon rolls. India at its chaotic finest!
The next day I caught an early flight to Hyderabad for the day. Having flown a number of domestic Indian sectors, I think I’ve seen it all. Seatbelt signs routinely ignored, people standing up while the plane is still taxiing, seat swapping, the lot. And a very different sense of ‘personal space’ that we’re used to in Europe. No one bothers to get out of their seat to allow you access (eg, someone in the aisle seat getting up to let someone reach the window seat). They prefer you to crawl over them, no matter how limited the space.
The thing that always gets me, though, is deplaning in India. Rather than deplaning by row, there’s always a mad rush for the door with people climbing over one another to get out. On my flight from Hyderabad, I was in the (ugh) middle seat, and immediately upon reaching the gate the guy at the window was trying to crawl over me into the jam-packed aisle. I don’t know what he thought he was trying to do, or if he figured that I preferred to stay on the plane, or where he thought he was going to go once he’d passed me? Presumably onto the lap of the chap sitting in the aisle seat?
Still, we had a good series of meetings in India and it was a good investment of a three days. Off to Beijing next for another three days of meetings.