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It’s my last day in Singapore for a couple of weeks. I’m headed to Paris tomorrow to spend the weekend with Aude, then off to Istanbul for two weeks on business. The plan is that all of her friends will meet in Paris to celebrate her 30th birthday, but the party may turn out to be smaller than anticipated if her friends get held up in the transport strikes. The latest news was that very few long-distance trains are running, but that situation may clear up in time for the weekend. In any case, I’m flying in so it shouldn’t be a problem.

A tailor was recommended to me, so I’ve managed to have loads of clothes made this week – although that leaves me with the rather awkward problem of having to cart them around with me for the next three stops on my trip, which might be tricky as I think I’m considerably over the permitted baggage limit.

Shopping mall

Shopping in Singapore can be a little overwhelming. There’s lots of visual noise and bright colours vying for your attention!

Spiderman

Had to capture a picture of Spiderman, if only for the sake of completeness after the comments I got in Bangkok!

Korean dinner

You can eat very well at the food courts here. US$2 buys you all this…

I also had to go shopping for a winter coat last night – I packed for Singapore weather, and consequently have nothing warmer than a shirt. Weather forecasts for Paris are below freezing.

Buying a winter coat in Singapore presents its own problems – given the year-round warm weather here, they don’t keep many in stock. I finally managed to find one, but you’re not really spoiled for choice out here.

Christmas decorations along Orchard Road in Singapore

Christmas decorations along Orchard Road in Singapore

Christmas decorations along Orchard Road in Singapore

Christmas decorations along Orchard Road in Singapore

All against a very Asian backdrop...

All against a very Asian backdrop…

A pretty impressive tree at the Takashimaya shopping centre in Singapore

A pretty impressive tree at the Takashimaya shopping centre in Singapore

All the decorations are up for Christmas already, although the characters aren’t quite as I remember them. Christmas is clearly commercialised, so Jesus Christ has no part in the events whatsoever. And apparently, neither does that rather secular fellow called Santa Claus. Princess Noel, on the other hand, does make an appearance – whoever she is? It’s all a bit surreal seeing all the Christmas decorations (many of which have a “Winter Wonderland” theme to them) when the temperature outside is brushing 90 degrees.

My next challenge is deciding how I’m going to celebrate Thanksgiving. I’ve made some preliminary enquiries, but it turns out that it’s very difficult to find a turkey in Turkey.

…my authoritah!


I’m not sure that I’ll ever get my head around life in Singapore. News in this morning’s Straights Times described how a man was stopped by police for dropping a cigarette butt. Rather than face the shame of arrest, he ran away from the police and jumped 15m to his death.

Meanwhile, life has a more pleasant side in today’s Bouquets:

STUDENTS HELPED TO GET PUPPY TO SAFETY

On Oct 31, I was travelling along Bukit Timah Road when I saw a lost puppy running along the right-most lane. I pulled over and tried to get the puppy to safety.

A group of Singapore Institute of Management students stopped to help, and tried to keep the puppy away from the road. Thank you, boys!

– Lynn Chau Li-Ming (Ms)

Awwww…

The new airport in Bangkok is really nice (aside from a woefully inadequate passport control area – passport clearance both into and out of Bangkok took ages and was absolute chaos as people flooded from a number of flights). The airport is bright and airy with plenty of shopping, although my taxi driver said that a lot of what I seemed so nice was superficial. Due to massive corruption, most of the airport has been built on the cheap and is falling apart already.

Still, it’s worlds better than the old airport – the transformation is as big as the transformation between the old and new airports in Detroit, and that’s really saying something!

Entrance of Bangkok airport

Statues at the entrance of Bangkok airport

Statues at the entrance of Bangkok airport

Statues at the entrance of Bangkok airport

Statues at the entrance of Bangkok airport

Statues at the entrance of Bangkok airport. I’m dying to know what’s happened to cause this expression on his face…

Concourse at Bangkok Airport

Concourse at Bangkok Airport

Concourse at Bangkok Airport

Concourse at Bangkok Airport

Funky chair

A funky chair in the new Thai lounge.

Thai lounge

Thai Airways lounge. Including a very fast-moving Thai Airways lounge attendant. She’s the blur on the left-hand side.

Is it any wonder I want to move to Thailand? Last time I was here, the receptionist at the dentist’s office was adamant that I looked like Tobey McGuire from Spiderman. Today, my client’s secretary was adamant that I looked like Superman.

Superhero?

We were clearly separated at birth. It’s no wonder the Thai women are so confused — I’ve obviously got Superhero DNA…

When I’m at home, I’m lucky to be mistaken for Loyd Grossman. In Thailand, I’m mistaken for a superhero. How good is that?

I’d love to think that it was my manly physique that had them all fooled, but I suspect they’re actually tricked by the glasses.

Things I’ve enjoyed about my day in the Bangkok office:

1. My three-course lunch, at a proper sit-down restaurant with air conditioning, cost me about US$2. And based on my initial assessment of the place, I’m unlikely to get food poisoning.

2. I was the only man in an office full of women. Equal opportunity, my arse. I’m secretly curious as to what they’re doing with all the men, though.

3. Everyone smiles and laughs all day. I think this might secretly be some kind of inside joke about what they actually do with all the men, though.

4. On the emergency evacuation instructions, we are reminded that we should leave by the nearest exit and carry nothing larger than a briefcase. And that “teasing of colleagues during an emergency is strictly forbidden.”

5. There’s not enough parking at the office, so everyone double-parks in the parking garage and leaves their car in neutral. When you want to leave, you just push all the other cars out of the way. (Note for my French friends – you push the other car out of the way with your hands, not by ramming it with your car, a la francais!)

My hosts here have been incredibly friendly and helpful, and it’s been very easy to do business in Bangkok. Another reason Thailand remains one of my favourite places in the world.