My new employer is a big sponsor of the arts, and is currently sponsoring a Rodin exhibit at one of the London galleries that opens next week. By way of promoting it, they’ve commissioned a number of performance artists to interpret some of his pieces. These guys stood in our lobby, statue-still, for the better part of four hours.

Nearly statue still. One of them stuck his tongue out at me.

Way, way too creepy for 9am, if you ask me.